This Bitch....

I swear I am going to fuck that computer repair company up...it rhymes with "Heek Squad". My laptop, which is only about 8 months old, decided it wanted to call it quits on my ass the other week. Apparently my charger shorted out and screwed up something and I needed a new mother-board.  For the price of that foolishness I might as well have just bought a new computer. But I digress....

I know I'm late on this (read ^) but my thanksgiving was some kind of weird.  I decided to spend the littel time I did have that day (had to work)  with my mother's side of the family.  They are more "colorful", fun and all around just more enjoyable to be around than my dad's folks. Everything was cool until my aunt came around. I think I mentioned this bitch in a previous post. She is not very unpleasant.  She leaves a bad taste in your mouth, kind of like cheap liquor.   I was hoping to miss her ass, but sadly I was mistaken.  She's very fake and "in your face". Well call her "Shelly".  Shelly was talking to me and a few of my cousins about school and work and the such.  Ironically, I was the only one in the group who didn't have any children.  So the bullshit started. She asked me why I didn't have any children.  I told her "Well, I'm 22 and unmarried...what else do you need to know?" Shelly thought I was being rude but Granny had my side, and told her to sit down somewhere.  She laid low for a little while, then she struck a nerve that she likes to pick on every time I see her ass. 

"So Trey, I know a handsome fella like you  have a few little girlfriends, why don't you bring them around."  I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.  The look on her twisted up ass face, and the fact that she hurt my cousin's feelings who just had a miscarriage just sent me over the edge.  Before I could catch myself I simply said " She's probably in the same place your man is...somewhere waiting to be pulled out of a hat. Any more questioins?"  My uncle (her brother) had damn field day, he and my Granny laughed for about 10 mins straight.  Shelly just said "Well, you don't have to be mean and nasty.  Just say you don't have one.  And I'm grown you need to repspect me as a adult." I said sure "As soon as you do the same."

At the time I didn't feel bad, and to be quite honest I still don't.  If this bitch thinks I likes men...she needs to just ask me.  Of course I'll lie...but its the principle of the matter.  I always try to avoid the subject of girlfriends and children because it makes me hella uncomfortable...but this bitch always gets me.