Tuesday, December 20, 2011

It's all good

Finally this semester is over.  Bout damn time!!! This has been one hell of a last few months, but fortunately its all good.  Can't complain.  (Well I can, I just choose the higher road and decide against it) I missed my gpa goal buy 2 tenths (i think) of a point.  A 3.73 is good, but my black ass was counting on at LEAST a 3.75. The  Biology program is the devil himself, disguised within over-priced text books. But I digress...

Is it right to say my sex life is great, but love life is non-existent? Well, I mean me and D are getting it in on the regular, but I don't "like him like that".  After that epic fail of r-ship with Sly I've realized that I shouldn't be allowed to make my own decisions.  I should be on decision making punishment. I mean really, what the fuck was I thinking.  I knew that shit was bound to fail. He was cool and we clicked, but he was a little more uptight than my "ignant" ass. Don't get me wrong, I liked him but realistically the shit wasn't kosher.  It was a fun little adventure though.

D was always the one that stayed constant, so I'm cool in this little situation. He isn't too thrilled about it...can't blame him.  But he doesn't push the issue.  The only thing that matters is that your boy is happy with a lot of shit. Been a minute since I could say that shit honestly.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

This Bitch....

I swear I am going to fuck that computer repair company up...it rhymes with "Heek Squad". My laptop, which is only about 8 months old, decided it wanted to call it quits on my ass the other week. Apparently my charger shorted out and screwed up something and I needed a new mother-board.  For the price of that foolishness I might as well have just bought a new computer. But I digress....

I know I'm late on this (read ^) but my thanksgiving was some kind of weird.  I decided to spend the littel time I did have that day (had to work)  with my mother's side of the family.  They are more "colorful", fun and all around just more enjoyable to be around than my dad's folks. Everything was cool until my aunt came around. I think I mentioned this bitch in a previous post. She is not very unpleasant.  She leaves a bad taste in your mouth, kind of like cheap liquor.   I was hoping to miss her ass, but sadly I was mistaken.  She's very fake and "in your face". Well call her "Shelly".  Shelly was talking to me and a few of my cousins about school and work and the such.  Ironically, I was the only one in the group who didn't have any children.  So the bullshit started. She asked me why I didn't have any children.  I told her "Well, I'm 22 and unmarried...what else do you need to know?" Shelly thought I was being rude but Granny had my side, and told her to sit down somewhere.  She laid low for a little while, then she struck a nerve that she likes to pick on every time I see her ass. 

"So Trey, I know a handsome fella like you  have a few little girlfriends, why don't you bring them around."  I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.  The look on her twisted up ass face, and the fact that she hurt my cousin's feelings who just had a miscarriage just sent me over the edge.  Before I could catch myself I simply said " She's probably in the same place your man is...somewhere waiting to be pulled out of a hat. Any more questioins?"  My uncle (her brother) had damn field day, he and my Granny laughed for about 10 mins straight.  Shelly just said "Well, you don't have to be mean and nasty.  Just say you don't have one.  And I'm grown you need to repspect me as a adult." I said sure "As soon as you do the same."

At the time I didn't feel bad, and to be quite honest I still don't.  If this bitch thinks I likes men...she needs to just ask me.  Of course I'll lie...but its the principle of the matter.  I always try to avoid the subject of girlfriends and children because it makes me hella uncomfortable...but this bitch always gets me.